FAQs

You’ve got questions. We’ve got sarcastic answers (and a few helpful ones too).
Do I have to be a wedding vendor/bride/groom to wear this stuff?

Heck no. Whether you’re a chaos-coordinating planner, a crying-in-the-photo-booth guest, or just someone who loves love (and skeletons), you’re in the right place.

Are you inclusive of LGBTQ+ couples and vendors?

Always. Forever. Loudly. Love is love, and we don’t gatekeep the wreckage. This brand was built to celebrate every story, identity, and kind of commitment.

When will my order ship?

Once your order is packed with love, eyeliner, and existential dread, it usually ships within 5–7 business days. You’ll get a tracking email when it’s on the way.

Can I get a custom design or collab with you?

Maybe. If your idea is wild, weird, or wonderful (and very on-brand), shoot us an email. We’re always down to break the rules—in style.

What's your return policy?

We’re a small biz built on big feels. If something arrives wrecked (in a bad way), email us within 14 days and we’ll make it right. No ghosting, promise.